all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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