My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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