Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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