Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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