Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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