Just fell off a train. Bad.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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