Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
oh god the rape fog is back!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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