I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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