That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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