Where did you get a picture of my penis
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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