My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
This is the high leading the old right now
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
May the power of my ass compel you!!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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