ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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