why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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