sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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