Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think pants incapable of making pants work
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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