There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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