why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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