I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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