Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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