Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just google imaged poop.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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