we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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