And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
