R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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