do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
