You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It's just like the Real World with babies
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.