we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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