is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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