friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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