Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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