Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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