Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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