And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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