who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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