guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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