im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My vagina is officially offended.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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