ugly people sure do ruin things
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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