would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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