im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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