At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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