what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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