I skipped work to stalk him.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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