matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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