he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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