I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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