I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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