is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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