so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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