Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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