Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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