youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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