it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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