why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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