Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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