you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
this hospital has no fireball
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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