he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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